Tuesday, September 24, 2013
2013 Emmy Awards Skin-O-Meter Ratings
The Skin-O-Meter is cranked back up and the results from the 2013 Emmy Awards are in. We have devised the Skin-O-Meter in order to rate the dresses worn. It is a scale from 0 to 100, with 100 being the top rating. It is just our overall opinion but a high rating will involve copious cleavage filled out appropriately as well other skin, such as leg, display. Selected luminaries are rated. We think this is a poor year and few will earn anything near top marks.
Heidi Klum 79: This dress show an admirable figure to nice effect and some clavicle display. Otherwise?
Sophia Veraga 93: This is about as good as it gets this year. A beautiful woman and shows some really nice cleavage.
Sarah Paulson 75: Gets points for effort, but you have to fill out the dress, girl!
Danielle Brooks 93: This is the kind of cleavage display we like. She could show more, but we feel that she deserves points for filling it out appropriately.
Carrie Ann Inaba 79: Nice cleavage display, but we need more!
Jane Krakowski 78: More clavicle and it is a little busy on top and is distracting.
Jennifer Westfeldt 79: Like Inaba a nice effort, but needs to fill it out better.
Katrina Bowden 78: Great attempt again, but we do not see much.
Lisa Rinna 79: In line with most of what the season has to offer.
Kerry Washington 79: We do see some nice curves here.
Lena Dunham 72: Gets a few points for attempt, but the dress and makeup are just too weird.
Cat Deeley 50: Gets the Paltrow award for trying and not having enough. She just does not appeal very much.
Claire Danes 78: Nice attempt at cleavage, but not with enough to share.
Bridgid Coulter 82: Good looking cleavage display with enough to back it up.
Alfre Woodard 83: Nice size, but we would like to see more.
Lauren Parksekian 83: She shows us what we need to see.
Anna Faris 83: More of what we want.
Guiliana Rancic 84: Nice cleavage.
Nancy O'Dell 84: Cleavage is improving.
Shawn Robinson 84: Nice boob view.