The Skin-O-Meter is cranked up and the results from the 2011 Emmy Awards are in. We have devised the Skin-O-Meter in order to rate the dresses worn. It is a scale from 0 to 100, with 100 being the top rating. It is just our overall opinion but a high rating will involve copious cleavage filled out appropriately as well other skin, such as leg, display. Selected luminaries are rated.
Katie Holmes 50: Her dress shows little and no hint as to the shape of her body.
Kate Winslet 93: Nice cleavage display and shows the curves of her hips nicely. Excellent jiggle when she receives her award.
Julianna Margulies 75: No cleavage, but decent curves.
Sofia Vergara 82: No cleavage, but she is pretty and her dress shows off her figure to good effect.
Gwyneth Paltrow 55: This time she gives us some midriff, but, try as she might, there is not much to work with here.
Heidi Klum 72: She gets some points for leg display. All the fluffy stuff is a distraction and her breasts are completely covered.
Jane Lynch 80: Finally a hint of cleavage.
Nina Pobrev 85: Decent cleavage, but that stiff upper part of the dress gets in the way of our enjoyment.
Jennifer Carpenter 94: Here is what we like. A good third of her bust is exposed as well as a nice long leg.
Claire Danes 75: Same old stuff this year.
Jane Krakowski 85: Passable cleavage without too many distractions.
Heather Morris 60: She gets some points for attempts to display. But like Paltrow, so?
Martha Plimptom 92: Nice cleavage and her dress puts the rest of her curves on display.
Christina Hendricks 95: Here we go! Busty girl gives us a nice show along with a sexy slit leg.
Amber Riley 88: She is a big girl and at least give us a hint of the girls.
Padma Lakshmi 78: Beautiful woman and the dress fits nicely. Cleavage?
Loretta Devine 89: Shows what she's got and we love it.
Emily Blunt 82: Nice plunge in neckline and does a little better than Paltrow.
Connie Britton 89: Cleavage and leg! Need we say more?
Archie Panjabi 84: She gets points for her attempts at cleavage. We have to hope she bends over, though.
Kerry Washington 82: Hint of cleavage, but not really. She scores for her form fitting dress.
Melissa McCarthy 80: Hint of cleavage, but a big girl needs to go bigger.
Jessica Pare 90: Yeah, baby!
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