Phaedra Parks, the Real Hos and Her Man

During an episode of Real Housewives of Atlanta on Bravo, the girls discuss a coming get together and Phaedra Parks said she knows a male stripper and implies that his male member is so large that, “He could give himself head.” Well, I can see where Phaedra's mind is. There is some controversy over Phaedra's choice for a husband, Apollo Nida. He is an ex-convict who spends about five years of an eighteen year sentence in prison for his involvement in a car theft ring. It does not appear a good class match as she is a lawyer and he is on parole. However, if you refer to my October 22, 2010 post, I think this is a case of a woman who decides she needs sexual satisfaction and a man with a large penis. I assume this is Apollo's main contribution to the relationship. I suppose that Phaedra must have a number of lovers over the years and that some of them may be successful businessmen and lawyers. She must find that many of these men are compensating for their small dimensions (see Eugenics of the Small Penis, 10/22/10) with increasing aggressiveness and congruent financial benefits. In some ways Phaedra is not really likable. She seems hypocritically polite, and willing to back stab with the best of them. But I will give it to her. She knows what she needs and is not willing to propagate further small penis demons upon the Earth. Go Phaedra!

Eugenics of the Small Penis

Occasionally I hear that white males are responsible for all the world's problems and that they take an aggressive and selfish view towards other peoples and resources. I shall now advance my thesis on the Eugenics of the Small Penis. It has been shown that human life started in Africa. Given the generally accepted hierarchy of penis size, specifically Africans with the largest, followed by Caucasians and then Asians, the question becomes, “Why has large penis size been bred out of white and Asian males?”
Students of psychology note that many men with aggressive personalities are compensating for their lack of penis size. This causes me to think that for some reason Asian and white women over the eons accept a smaller penis, because the man with the aggressive personality provides them with advantage other than sexual satisfaction. In other words they would rather have someone putting more meat on the table instead of between their legs. Apparently African women have not made this compromise.
Why, then, are not Asian men guilty of destroying the planet? I think Asian men with small penises are probably as offensive as anyone. Geography plays against them as the Pacific is too large for them to make effective use of it for plunder. They do make a pretty good effort at assailing their own continent. I imagine Genghis Kahn is not packing much on his conquests. On the other hand the countries of Northern Europe are in good position to exploit the Atlantic for raiding starting with the Vikings. Danes are known for being big men with small penises and their forebears show history what compensation is. The Vikings rape their way through Europe spreading their genetic deficiencies and domineering mentality. The other European countries that become maritime powers simply refine and perfect Viking techniques and use the Atlantic as their highway to spoil.
It is hard to argue that white men have not been tough on the world, but I have shown that their women bear some of the blame by trading sexual satisfaction for wealth and prestige.