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Monday, February 13, 2012

2012 Grammy Award Skin-O-Meter Readings

The Skin-O-Meter is cranked up and the results from the 2012 Grammy Awards are in. The Skin-O-Meter rates dresses worn. It is a scale from 0 to 100, with 100 being the top rating. It is just our overall opinion but a high rating involves copious cleavage filled out appropriately as well other skin, such as leg, display. We rate selected luminaries.
We expect the Grammies to be at the forefront of female skin spectacle. This year is a disappointment. Let us hope this is not a continuing trend.

Nicki Minaj 50: Come on girl. We get the rebellion with the Nun in Red and the Bishop. But bishops like to see some skin.

Adel 50: Swept the competition and appears to have some curvature. SKIN? Next time try to show off more.

Katy Perry 50: Shows nice curves, but that is all.

Rihanna 90: Beautiful woman with plunging neckline that shows great cleavage from the side.

Taylor Swift 60: Form fitting dress with open neck, but we do not see much.

Kelly Rowland 78: Shows admirable figure well and a hint of cleavage through lace.

Malin Acherman 75: Good try. If she fills it out better the score is higher.

Fergie 75: Well, at least we get to see her undies.

Flo Rida's Date 95: Cleavage popping out all over the place. This is what we like to see.

Ledisi 88: Cleavage to commendable effect.

Taraji P. Henson 87: Delightful cleavage.

Paris Hilton 58: Well meaning try, but nothing to show.

Amber Rose 78: Yellow dress is hot with charming leg split and bare shoulder.

Kelly Osbourne 78: Lovely shape fitting dress.

Anne V 80: Points for leg exhibition and plunge.

Hillary Scott 78: Shows us some leg and top is somewhat low cut.

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