The Skin-O-Meter is cranked up and the results from the 2012 Grammy Awards are in. The Skin-O-Meter rates dresses worn. It is a scale from 0 to 100, with 100 being the top rating. It is just our overall opinion but a high rating involves copious cleavage filled out appropriately as well other skin, such as leg, display. We rate selected luminaries.
We expect the Grammies to be at the forefront of female skin spectacle. This year is a disappointment. Let us hope this is not a continuing trend.
Nicki Minaj 50: Come on girl. We get the rebellion with the Nun in Red and the Bishop. But bishops like to see some skin.
Adel 50: Swept the competition and appears to have some curvature. SKIN? Next time try to show off more.
Katy Perry 50: Shows nice curves, but that is all.
Rihanna 90: Beautiful woman with plunging neckline that shows great cleavage from the side.
Taylor Swift 60: Form fitting dress with open neck, but we do not see much.
Kelly Rowland 78: Shows admirable figure well and a hint of cleavage through lace.
Malin Acherman 75: Good try. If she fills it out better the score is higher.
Fergie 75: Well, at least we get to see her undies.
Flo Rida's Date 95: Cleavage popping out all over the place. This is what we like to see.
Ledisi 88: Cleavage to commendable effect.
Taraji P. Henson 87: Delightful cleavage.
Paris Hilton 58: Well meaning try, but nothing to show.
Amber Rose 78: Yellow dress is hot with charming leg split and bare shoulder.
Kelly Osbourne 78: Lovely shape fitting dress.
Anne V 80: Points for leg exhibition and plunge.
Hillary Scott 78: Shows us some leg and top is somewhat low cut.
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Monday, February 13, 2012
Monday, February 14, 2011
2011 Grammy Skin-O-Meter Ratings
After the Emmy Red Carpet Disappointment (Carpe HUNC, August31, 2010) we were looking forward to the Grammy scene which usually involves more flash and trash. Although superior to the Emmys we still found it lacking. We have devised the Skin-O-Meter in order to rate the dresses worn. It is a scale from 0 to 100, with 100 being the top rating. It is just our overall opinion but a high rating will involve copious cleavage filled out appropriately as well other skin, such as leg, display. Selected luminaries are rated.
Rihanna 92: Although she does not display cleavage, her outfit shows something of everything she has, front and back.
Kim Kardashian 95: This is what we like to see. A great cleavage shot and does she fill it out!
Toni Braxton 94: This does not come up to her earlier almost see through Grammy efforts, but she still know how to peg the Skin-O-Meter.
Ciara 90: Such a beautiful woman and she is creatively showing skin, but loses a few points for being a little short on cleavage.
Jennifer Hudson 88: She is a hot woman wearing a cute dress and we like the try at cleavage with some lingerie showing. But, is that a push up bra? Did she lose most of her weight in her chest? We prefer a more natural look.
Jennifer Lopez 87: We usually do not like a super short dress on a woman her age, but she pulls it off. We have some cleavage, but, like Toni Braxton, does not measure up to Grammys past.
Katie Perry 78: She is not covered up, but not showing much either.
Juliane Hough 87: Great plunging neckline and fills it out reasonably well.
Eva LaRue 85: Nice short dress with a decent level of cleavage display.
Gram'ma Funk 97: Boy does she pop out of her top! This is what we love to see. Granted the dress is true to her name, funky, but who cares.
Jewel 72: Nice dress, no cleavage.
Dee Dee Bridegewater 86: Nice vision of bust in a hot red dress.
Heidi Klum 81: Nice try, but needs to fill it out more.
Gwenyth Paltrow 48: She get points for the plunge to the waist, but her minimal bust line has minimal effect. We think she would do better with a tight, wet T shirt. You are running with the big girls now,
Gwenyth.
Jenni JWoww Farley 84: She has a really nice figure and displays it well.
Esperanza Spalding 75: The Best New Artist is a beautiful woman, but the dress shows no cleavage and looks like a refugee from Project Runway.
Miley Cyrus N/A: Too young to rate.
So, there it is, our Skin-O-Meter readings for the 2011 Grammy Awards. The Skin-O-Meter will be down for refurbishing and refit, but we plan to have it up and operating for the 2011 Oscars.
Rihanna 92: Although she does not display cleavage, her outfit shows something of everything she has, front and back.
Kim Kardashian 95: This is what we like to see. A great cleavage shot and does she fill it out!
Toni Braxton 94: This does not come up to her earlier almost see through Grammy efforts, but she still know how to peg the Skin-O-Meter.
Ciara 90: Such a beautiful woman and she is creatively showing skin, but loses a few points for being a little short on cleavage.
Jennifer Hudson 88: She is a hot woman wearing a cute dress and we like the try at cleavage with some lingerie showing. But, is that a push up bra? Did she lose most of her weight in her chest? We prefer a more natural look.
Jennifer Lopez 87: We usually do not like a super short dress on a woman her age, but she pulls it off. We have some cleavage, but, like Toni Braxton, does not measure up to Grammys past.
Katie Perry 78: She is not covered up, but not showing much either.
Juliane Hough 87: Great plunging neckline and fills it out reasonably well.
Eva LaRue 85: Nice short dress with a decent level of cleavage display.
Gram'ma Funk 97: Boy does she pop out of her top! This is what we love to see. Granted the dress is true to her name, funky, but who cares.
Jewel 72: Nice dress, no cleavage.
Dee Dee Bridegewater 86: Nice vision of bust in a hot red dress.
Heidi Klum 81: Nice try, but needs to fill it out more.
Gwenyth Paltrow 48: She get points for the plunge to the waist, but her minimal bust line has minimal effect. We think she would do better with a tight, wet T shirt. You are running with the big girls now,
Gwenyth.
Jenni JWoww Farley 84: She has a really nice figure and displays it well.
Esperanza Spalding 75: The Best New Artist is a beautiful woman, but the dress shows no cleavage and looks like a refugee from Project Runway.
Miley Cyrus N/A: Too young to rate.
So, there it is, our Skin-O-Meter readings for the 2011 Grammy Awards. The Skin-O-Meter will be down for refurbishing and refit, but we plan to have it up and operating for the 2011 Oscars.
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