After the Emmy Red Carpet Disappointment (Carpe HUNC, August31, 2010) we were looking forward to the Grammy scene which usually involves more flash and trash. Although superior to the Emmys we still found it lacking. We have devised the Skin-O-Meter in order to rate the dresses worn. It is a scale from 0 to 100, with 100 being the top rating. It is just our overall opinion but a high rating will involve copious cleavage filled out appropriately as well other skin, such as leg, display. Selected luminaries are rated.
Rihanna 92: Although she does not display cleavage, her outfit shows something of everything she has, front and back.
Kim Kardashian 95: This is what we like to see. A great cleavage shot and does she fill it out!
Toni Braxton 94: This does not come up to her earlier almost see through Grammy efforts, but she still know how to peg the Skin-O-Meter.
Ciara 90: Such a beautiful woman and she is creatively showing skin, but loses a few points for being a little short on cleavage.
Jennifer Hudson 88: She is a hot woman wearing a cute dress and we like the try at cleavage with some lingerie showing. But, is that a push up bra? Did she lose most of her weight in her chest? We prefer a more natural look.
Jennifer Lopez 87: We usually do not like a super short dress on a woman her age, but she pulls it off. We have some cleavage, but, like Toni Braxton, does not measure up to Grammys past.
Katie Perry 78: She is not covered up, but not showing much either.
Juliane Hough 87: Great plunging neckline and fills it out reasonably well.
Eva LaRue 85: Nice short dress with a decent level of cleavage display.
Gram'ma Funk 97: Boy does she pop out of her top! This is what we love to see. Granted the dress is true to her name, funky, but who cares.
Jewel 72: Nice dress, no cleavage.
Dee Dee Bridegewater 86: Nice vision of bust in a hot red dress.
Heidi Klum 81: Nice try, but needs to fill it out more.
Gwenyth Paltrow 48: She get points for the plunge to the waist, but her minimal bust line has minimal effect. We think she would do better with a tight, wet T shirt. You are running with the big girls now,
Gwenyth.
Jenni JWoww Farley 84: She has a really nice figure and displays it well.
Esperanza Spalding 75: The Best New Artist is a beautiful woman, but the dress shows no cleavage and looks like a refugee from Project Runway.
Miley Cyrus N/A: Too young to rate.
So, there it is, our Skin-O-Meter readings for the 2011 Grammy Awards. The Skin-O-Meter will be down for refurbishing and refit, but we plan to have it up and operating for the 2011 Oscars.
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