It is now time for the 2011 Skin-O-Meter Ratings for the Academy Awards. We have devised the Skin-O-Meter in order to rate the dresses worn. It is a scale from 0 to 100, with 100 being the top rating. It is just our overall opinion but a high rating will involve copious cleavage filled out appropriately as well other skin, such as leg, display. Selected celebrities are rated.
Natalie Portman 85: A nice little V neck that shows the swell of her bust line. Now that she is pregnant she may have a little extra swell, so flaunt it while you got it, Natalie.
Halle Berry 86: She always gets points for being about the most beautiful woman on earth, even though her cleavage efforts are zero here especially considering earlier endeavors. We do like the bare back leading to her nicely shaped bottom (we do like those, too), which gives the illusion or fantasy of nudity.
Penelope Cruz 89: Nice bust line shown to great effect.
Sandra Bullock 80: Good neck line plunge, but we do not see anything.
Jennifer Lawrence 84: Barely able to see top of the bust line.
Jennifer Hudson 97: Side shots show a good portion of her breast and leaves us with the fantasy that it might pop out. For this effort JHud gets the top rating this year. Although, as we said with her undertaking at the Grammys, she looks like she lost a little too much weight. Her breasts just do not have that nice full look that we so love.
Gwyneth Paltrow: 48: As with her Grammy dress, we like the deep plunge, but nothing to show for it.
Mila Kunis 86: Nice display of what she has.
Celine Dion 85: Good swell of bust.
Annette Bening 83: She makes an effort.
Camila Alves 96: She is Matthew McConaughey's date and the her top dips way down and seemingly barely covers her nipples.
Melania Trump 87: Wife of The Donald, is in a strapless gown that plummets a little lower than similar dresses that are popular this year.
Scarlet Johansen 80: This is a beautiful girl that has a great deal to show and does not,which we can not rate too highly.
Marisa Tomei 83: One of our favorite actresses. This dress looks like it has potential to show off a great deal of cleavage, but leaves us with nothing.
So there we have this year's ratings for the Oscars. We will have the Skin-O-Meter working again when we feel like it. This takes some time and reflection, but somebody had got to do it. See you next time.
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